Like I said, WORST FLOWER GIRL EVER. Oh, and I absolutely refused to sprinkle flower petals down the isle. Please. I'm five and certainly above such things. Nor would I walk with the beaver tooth ring bearer. Instead I chose to cling to my mom's leg as a growth on her ankle.

So, really, if smoking wasn't horrible for your health and those around you...and if it didn't turn your teeth yellow or make everything stink. I would totally be like Cruella De Vil... that is without the desire to make a coat out of puppy fur...and maybe I'd pass on the two toned hair style.
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