Monday, February 27, 2012

The 84th Academy Awards

Alright, let's talk Oscars.

Cameron Diaz looked lovely, perhaps the most glamourous she's been for awhile. I find that she typically veers towards a more edgy look.
Jessica Chastain should have won in my opinion. She brought so much life to The Help. Her character was so refreshing.

Jennifer Lopez's dress reminded me of a Givenchy campaign from the 90's. Heaven forbid I find the advertisement.
 Angelina Jolie- Loved the black velvet dress...Her stance, not so much.
 I thought Stacie Keibler looked dynamic. She fared poorly on score cards, but I thought the dressed suited her. Her arm candy wasn't too shabby either....Also, notice her earrings. Divine.
Jane Seymour looked pretty dang good for a 61 year old as she channelled Jessic Rabbit.

I just adored the capped selves on Julianna Rancic's gown. Just exquisite.

So, I actually feel like I had to scrape the barrel to pick the worst dresses as there weren't any swan dresses or backwards tuxedos...Here's what I've got.

I'm sorry, I don't even know who this is, and frankly I'm too lazy to figure it out, but all I can hear when I see this dress is "HEFTY, HEFTY, HEFTY!"

I know Shaleen Woodley said this dress epitomized her style, but it also looks like she borrowed it from Mrs. Brady.

Oh, Emma Stone...You've got the most authentic personality in Hollywood these days, but I'm sorry, you made my worst dressed list because I felt like I've seen this before...Oh, wait...I have...

Sherri Shepherd, I do not understand this dress. I am baffled by the eye sore that the sheer fabric is attempting to cover. It's so odd.

Alas, Ms. Natalie Portman. Would you ever consider wearing a dress that is not strapless and perhaps a bit more flattering? On another note, is the Queen of Hearts missing one her dresses? 

Okay, to sum it all up.
I did not miss Anne Hathaway and James Franco at all.
I loved Billy.
I also loved seeing Tony Stark and Pepper Pots together again. Seriously, can RDJ ever disappoint. "Plural titles are out this year."

And I honestly can't decide who is cuter, Bieber or Uggie?

What were your thoughts?

Who were your picks for Best & Worst dressed?

1 comment:

  1. So I didn't know the academy awards happened at all, but I had a lot of fun reading your post. And I laughed out loud at each of your worst dressed captions! :-) Well done!


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